Corona Virus mobile quarantine BOX

Corona Virus mobile quarantine BOX

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With all the frenzy about the Corona Virus, you might think it’s time to isolate yourself and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

So, the Graves Mill Mobile Storage BOX is now the Graves Mill Lean Mean Quarantine Machine.

We’ll deliver this state-of-the-art self-containment system to your house or business.  You load it up with all the food, hand sanitizer, and toilet paper that you need to ride this bad boy out and then lock yourself inside.  You can even run a drop cord inside so you can still watch March Madness.  It’s not like you can go to the games anyway since they banned all fans from attending.

Call today and our professional delivery man, Chris, will be over to your place with a surgical mask on to deliver your Quarantine BOX.  That is, if he can stop coughing and get over this fever that he recently picked up after his trip to Italy.

Also, we are now only accepting precious metals, ammunition, food, water, or medical supplies as payment.  Cash won’t be good once the government collapses and some of you won’t be around to pay your credit card bills.

Obviously this is all tongue-in-cheek and we’re just having a little fun.  On a slightly serious note, you guys be safe out there.